New Rule

Be mindful of technology abuses especially in the realm of communication.

It is not ok to text message someone to inform him or her that one is currently in the E.R. If it is absolutely necessary to text someone this information be sure to include the cause, effect, and of course that the doctor has subsequently pronounced one to be “fit as a fiddle” and released immediately. Failure to do so will result in unnecessary worry which subsequently may include a fitful night of sleep and a nightmare where said dreamer is among other things forced to go to coffee with some giant man whose face resembles the scare crow mask in Batman Begins.

Thanks for calling. Enjoy the earthquakes.