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A Night at the Hip Hopera:
The 25th Annual Celebration of the Existence of Sugartastic Christine Shizzle

The Dress Code Must be Respected!: It’s all about the Benjamins, baby. Whether you’re bling’d out ala Nelly, Eve, or Jay-Z, straight thuggin’ like my man Snoop or Dre, a b-boy, b-girl, skater, tagger or my personal favorite the backpack hip hopper -- its you, your (wo)man, your (wo)man’s (wo)man, your cousin (you get the picture) starring in the greatest birthday bash since P Diddy‘s 29th.

Can I get a What What?: The greatest party mix of all time… special appearances by Snoop Dogg, Erykah Badu, Run DMC, BlackStreet, Atmosphere, Salt -N- Peppa, Eyedea, Dr. Dre, The Fugees, The Coup, Prince Paul and of course, the Wu-Tang Clan. Be prepared for a night of dancing, schmoozing, and general hip hop rowdiness.

BRING IT!: Gin and juice, 40s, Courvoisier, Cristal, brownies for the birthday girl, your peeps, their peeps…

Where: Mr. White Chocolate Ashcroft Shmoove & Mr. Diamondtrim Nicholls’s crib, 2125 Harriet Avenue Southside #1 (Click here for directions.)

When: Friday, April 22nd, 9 until Shmoove kicks us out

P.S. Do not disturb the sexy.